WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “maybe the worst deal ever,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that he is considering pulling the United States out of the United States Constitution. “I've seen a lot of bad deals in my life, but this Constitution is a total mess,” he said. “We need to tear it up and start over. ”. 4 Apr At the meeting, Mr. Trump's top military advisers told him they had drawn up plans to pull American troops out of Syria immediately. But they also presented a plan for the forces to stay longer to clean out the residual pockets of Islamic State fighters and to train local forces to stabilize the liberated territory so. 6 days ago President Trump has instructed the Pentagon to develop plans to reduce the number of American troops stationed in South Korea, according to a report Thursday. The order comes before Trump's highly anticipated meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The New York Times reports that cutting.